IN
UK COMEDY
SERIES BBC TV (BBC2)
3 SEASONS (18
EPISODES) 1991 TO 1994
WRITTEN BY RIK
MAYALL AND ADRIAN
EDMONSON
MUSIC BY THE
BUM NOTES
REGULAR CAST :
RICHARD RICHARD (RICHIE) - RIK MAYALL
EDWARD HITLER (EDDIE) - ADRIAN EDMONSON
OTHER CHARACTERS :
SPUD GUN - STEVEN O' DONNELL
DAVE HEDGEHOG - CHRISTOPHER RYAN
DICK 'EAD(PUB LANDLORD) - LEE CORNES
MRS POTATO - PATSY ROWLANDS
VERONICA HEAD - JULIA SAWALHA
ROBERT LLEWELLYN - MR N STILES
WELL, WHAT
CAN I SAY
ABOUT
THIS ONE ?
TOTAL MAYHEM
IS ONE
WAY
TO DESCRIBE IT.
RICHIE AND
EDDIE,LIVING
IN A CRUMMY FLAT IN HAMMERSMITH,USUALLY BORED OUT OF THEIR
HEADS,TALKING
ABOUT 'DOING IT ' WITH WOMEN(BUT NEVER ACTUALLY DOING IT)END UP BEATING
THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER WITH POKERS,CRICKET BATS,FRYING PANS ETC.
RICHIE
PRETENDS THAT
HE'S
HAD LOADS OF WOMEN , BUT IN REALITY ONLY HAS A SMALL DICK , AND WOMEN
THINK
HE IS A TWAT AND USUALLY END UP BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF HIM
INDEED,BOTH
OF THEM
GET
THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF THEM ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS,ONE TIME BY A GROUP OF
TEN YEAR OLD KIDS ON HALLOWEEN
EDDIE JUST
GETS DRUNK
ALL
THE TIME,AND THEN BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF RICHIE,JUST FOR SOMETHING TO DO.
THIS SHOW IS
FULL OF
THE
USUAL TOILET HUMOUR YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM RIK MAYALL AND ADE
EDMONSON,JUST
AS THE YOUNG ONES WAS,BUT ITS FUNNY NONETHELESS.
WATCH THEIR
PATHETIC
ATTEMPTS
TO GET WOMEN AND FAIL MISERABLY TO GET THEIR END AWAY,AND SUFFER A LIFE
OF VIRGINITY.
SOME
EPISODES ARE
BETTER
THAN OTHERS,SUCH AS 'GAS',WHERE THE BOYS SECRETLY HOOKED UP TO NEXT
DOORS
GAS SUPPLY,AND ENDED UP THINKING THAT THEY HAD KILLED THE GAS MAN WHEN
HE CAME TO READ THE METER :-
''EDDIE...YOU'VE
KILLED
HIM!!!''
''I NEVER TOUCHED HIM''
''YES BUT
THE FRYING
PAN
DID AND YOU WERE TOUCHING THAT AT THE TIME''
''BOLLOCKS,YOU KILLED HIM,HE WAS
DEAD BEFORE
HE
HIT THE GROUND''
''WELL WHY
DID YOU
KEEP
HITTING HIM WITH THE FRYING PAN THEN?''
''......FOR FUN!!!''
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