I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY.........
THIS PAGE LISTS THE ' I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY "STATEMENTS BY CJ,REGGIE'S BOSS.THEY ARE ALL IN THE ORDER THAT THEY WERE SAID IN THE SERIES.
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY......"
WITHOUT KNOWING A FAVOURABLE REPORT WHEN I SEE ONE
WITHOUT RECOGNIZING A REAL WINNER WHEN I SEE ONE
BY SELLING ICE CREAM TASTING OF BOOK-ENDS,PUMICE STONE AND WEST GERMANY
BY WAFFLING
WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO HANDLE PEOPLE
WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO COMPROMISE
BY BITING PEOPLE IN THE CHANGING ROOM
WITHOUT KNOWING THE ALGARVE WHEN I SEE IT
WEARING UNDERPANTS THAT LOOK LIKE BEETHOVEN
BY WONDERING WHAT LIFES ALL ABOUT
BY THINKING
GOING ON AND ON ABOUT GUMBOOTS
BY KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE FOREIGN COUNTRY AND ANOTHER
WITHOUT KNOWING THERE'S NO FUN IN GETTING WHERE I AM TODAY
WITHOUT NAMING IT THE REGINALD PERRIN MEMORIAL FOUNDATION
BY INDULGING IN HANKY PANKY
WITHOUT RECOGNISING A FRONT WHEN I SEE ONE
WITHOUT RECOGNISING ANOTHER FRONT WHEN I SEE ONE
BY HAVING TWO BLACK EYES
BY TELLING THE TRUTH
WITHOUT KNOWING A SLIGHT WOBBLE WHEN I ENTER ONE
WITHOUT RECOGNISING A REGGIE PERRIN WHEN I SEE ONE
WITHOUT KNOWING THAT GROT WOULD BE A SUCCESS
WITHOUT RECOGNISING ANOTHER SLIGHT WOBBLE WHEN I SEE ONE
I DIDN'T GET WHERE YOU ARE TODAY WITHOUT KNOWING THE NIGHT IS DARKEST BEFORE THE STORM
I DIDN'T GET WHERE YOU ARE TODAY WITHOUT BEING A STICKLER FOR OFFICES
WITHOUT RECOGNISING PROMISING INROADS WHEN I SEE THEM
WITHOUT RECOGNISING A COMPLETELY USELESS MACHINE WHEN I SEE ONE
BY SERVING WELSH PEOPLE
BY CALLING IT GROT FABRIKEN RUBBISHHAUS
WITHOUT ASKING FOR 10p FOR A CUP OF TEA GUV
BY BEING NICE
WITHOUT RECOGNISING A RIB TICKLING PLAY ON WORDS WHEN I HEAR ONE
BY HAVING GREEN FROGS THRUST DOWN MY CROTCH
BY CHANGING NAPPIES
WITHOUT RECOGNISING A MAN WHO DOSEN'T PULL HIS WEIGHT
TELLING UNDERTAKERS FROM ANYONE ELSE
WITHOUT KNOWING THAT PERRINS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD
BY LISTENING TO MARRIED COUPLES SQUABBLING LIKE CHILDREN
BY SLEEPING WITH SWEATY CALEDONIAN CHEFS
WITHOUT RECOGNIZING SUCCESS CITY ARIZONA WHEN I SEE IT
BY TEARING MONEY INTO SMALL PIECES
BY TOUCHING EVERYBODY
BY PLAYING MOTHERS AND FATHERS
BY LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH OR GOING DOWN WITH A SINKING SHIP
BY TASTING LIQUID THATS ONLY BEEN TESTED ON PENCILS
BY EVERYTHING SMELLING OF BOLIVIAN UNICYCLISTS JOCKSTRAPS (F.J.-CJ'S BROTHER)