// JavaScript Document written by Ali Everett
//Do what you like, I don't care
function line1(r)
{
  var text = new Array;
  text[1] = "You are visitor number"
  text[2] = "This page has been hit"
  text[3] = "You are the"
  text[4] = "This page has been slapped"
  text[5] = "This page has been visited"
  text[6] = "Only"
  return (text[r]);
}
  
function line2(r)
{
  var text2 = new Array;
  text2[1] = "since 3rd July 2001"
  text2[2] = "times since 3rd July 2001"
  text2[3] = "visitor to grace this page since 3rd July 2001"
  text2[4] = "times since 3rd July 2001"
  text2[5] = "times since 3rd July 2001"
  text2[6] = "people have visited this site since 3rd July 2001"
  return (text2[r]);
}

  var random_num = (Math.round((Math.random()*5)+1));