I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY.........

THIS PAGE LISTS THE ' I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY "STATEMENTS BY CJ,REGGIE'S BOSS.THEY ARE ALL IN THE ORDER THAT THEY WERE SAID IN THE SERIES.


"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY......"

WITHOUT KNOWING A FAVOURABLE REPORT WHEN I SEE ONE

WITHOUT RECOGNIZING A REAL WINNER WHEN I SEE ONE

BY SELLING ICE CREAM TASTING OF BOOK-ENDS,PUMICE STONE AND WEST GERMANY

BY WAFFLING

WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO HANDLE PEOPLE

WITHOUT LEARNING HOW TO COMPROMISE

BY BITING PEOPLE IN THE CHANGING ROOM

WITHOUT KNOWING THE ALGARVE WHEN I SEE IT

WEARING UNDERPANTS THAT LOOK LIKE BEETHOVEN

BY WONDERING WHAT LIFES ALL ABOUT

BY THINKING

GOING ON AND ON ABOUT GUMBOOTS

BY KNOWING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ONE FOREIGN COUNTRY AND ANOTHER

WITHOUT KNOWING THERE'S NO FUN IN GETTING WHERE I AM TODAY

WITHOUT NAMING IT THE REGINALD PERRIN MEMORIAL FOUNDATION

BY INDULGING IN HANKY PANKY

WITHOUT RECOGNISING A FRONT WHEN I SEE ONE

WITHOUT RECOGNISING ANOTHER FRONT WHEN I SEE ONE

BY HAVING TWO BLACK EYES

BY TELLING THE TRUTH

WITHOUT KNOWING A SLIGHT WOBBLE WHEN I ENTER ONE

WITHOUT RECOGNISING A REGGIE PERRIN WHEN I SEE ONE

WITHOUT KNOWING THAT GROT WOULD BE A SUCCESS

WITHOUT RECOGNISING ANOTHER SLIGHT WOBBLE WHEN I SEE ONE

I DIDN'T GET WHERE YOU ARE TODAY WITHOUT KNOWING THE NIGHT IS DARKEST BEFORE THE STORM

I DIDN'T GET WHERE YOU ARE TODAY WITHOUT BEING A STICKLER FOR OFFICES

WITHOUT RECOGNISING PROMISING INROADS WHEN I SEE THEM

WITHOUT RECOGNISING A COMPLETELY USELESS MACHINE WHEN I SEE ONE

BY SERVING WELSH PEOPLE

BY CALLING IT GROT FABRIKEN RUBBISHHAUS

WITHOUT ASKING FOR 10p FOR A CUP OF TEA GUV

BY BEING NICE

WITHOUT RECOGNISING A RIB TICKLING PLAY ON WORDS WHEN I HEAR ONE

BY HAVING GREEN FROGS THRUST DOWN MY CROTCH

BY CHANGING NAPPIES

WITHOUT RECOGNISING A MAN WHO DOSEN'T PULL HIS WEIGHT

TELLING UNDERTAKERS FROM ANYONE ELSE

WITHOUT KNOWING THAT PERRINS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD

BY LISTENING TO MARRIED COUPLES SQUABBLING LIKE CHILDREN

BY SLEEPING WITH SWEATY CALEDONIAN CHEFS

WITHOUT RECOGNIZING SUCCESS CITY ARIZONA WHEN I SEE IT

BY TEARING MONEY INTO SMALL PIECES

BY TOUCHING EVERYBODY

BY PLAYING MOTHERS AND FATHERS

BY LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH OR GOING DOWN WITH A SINKING SHIP

BY TASTING LIQUID THATS ONLY BEEN TESTED ON PENCILS

BY EVERYTHING SMELLING OF BOLIVIAN UNICYCLISTS JOCKSTRAPS (F.J.-CJ'S BROTHER)


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