I do like websites with a sense of humour. I learnt how to swim at this place I'd have problems swimming there now though because it's a pub called The Deep End. Remember kids, drinking and swimming don't mix.
It's actually owned by an old mate of mine. If you happen to be in the Sheffield area I recommend going.
Even if you aren't in the Sheffield area read the find us section anyway. Instructions for travel by Tram and Air are extremely helpful.