And lo, Ye Ancient Wessex Wombles verily didst gather their Brethren from all across yonder Kingdom.

From afar, they answered to Ye Womble Trumpet call, uniting under their Liege and his goodly maiden wife

King Matt and Queen Zoe

Under their munificent leadership, Ye Wessex nobility prospered.

Let their epic names resound throughout history

Chalfont, ye Buffet Slayer

Lady Chalfers, mystress of ye Webbe

Sir Kipper of Basingstoke

Rattus, Dark Lord of the Voles

Baron de Fatcat of Hatch Warren

Callum, Laird of Basingstoke

And did their influence spread over wild seas, with an Ambassador to the Norse Warlords

HP, Lord of the Nine

And lo, newly conquered parts of Wessex did heed the call and pledge their allegiance too:

Lord Harry of Larchfieldestate

Lady Megalina of Larchfieldestate

Ftilez, Ye Witchfinder of Wallingforde

Sir Alan, Wight Knight of Newport

Adz-Ætheling of Dunheved

Ye Lady Strawberry of Keynsham and Cranleigh

Steve, Squire of Southampton

Lord Lusty of Leddenhill

Lord Elson, Admiral of the Fleet