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A computer, to print out a fact,
Will divide, multiply, and subtract.
But this output can be
No more than debris,
If the input was short of exact. -- Gigo

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I really hate this damned machine,
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want,
But only what I tell it.

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A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
The system, you see,
Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.

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The VAX was developed by DEC.
Detractors assert it's a wreck.
IBM, CRAY and SUN
Are still working on one,
Hoping someone will buy from them yet.

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