The following were found in various Christmas crackers (an old English custom which may or may not be familiar where you live) and similar repositories of infantile amusement. Be warned - this is "humour" at (almost) its lowest level:
Q: When does an astronaut have his midday meal?
A: At launch time.
Q: What did the cat shout when it was put in prison?
A: Let meowt of here.
Q: How do snails keep their shells shiny?
A: The use snail polish.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: What holds five dozen keys but never opens a door?
A: A piano.
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