National Union of Fairies, Sprites, Elves and Dropouts

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Benefits of membership

Obviously, like any good trade union, we support our members in disputes with their employers and negotiate on their behalf to ensure proper recompense and working conditions. However, we go beyond this and have negotiated some special deals with outside suppliers of various goods and services, as well as providing certain other services exclusively to our members.

So where do you go from here?

If you are a member, click here or scroll down past the application form.

If you are not yet a member, then what better time to apply for membership, now you have shown yourself to be stupid enough to visit this web page! Fill in the form below, then click on the "submit" button.

Application Form for Membership of NUFSED



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I hereby apply for membership of the National Union of Fairies, Sprites, Elves and Dropouts, and undertake to pay the requisite subscription, as specified in the constitution.


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