10.12.98

#elvis
<ringo> NO SIGINT ?!??!?
<ringo> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<ringo> AND WITH THE COMING OF THE RISING SUN COMES THE LOWERING OF THE MY DRAWERS (CLASSICAL PLAYS PROUDLY IN THE BACKGROUND)
<ringo> HURRRRRRRRRRRR
<ringo> IT'S MASSIVE COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS.  NOW GETTING BACK TO MY ORIGINAL POINT CLEARLY YOU CAN SEE THAT THESE PEOPLE MEAN BUSINESS AND VERY LIKELY MY LIFE IS IN DANGER
<Sakura^> Seriously, Ringo?
<ringo> BARK BARK
<ringo> BALHBAHLBAHLABHLBAHLBAHL SHORT
<ringo> HEY DUMBSHIT ARE YOU MADE OF PLASTIC OR WOOD OR WHAT
<ringo> WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN BLAHBLAHBLHAB
<ringo> MEWOIHFL SFSDLKFSF SDF S jfs;ljfs
<ringo> CLEARLY IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN VIEW MY ASCII PICTURES OF NUDE GIRLS
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<ringo> WHAT MADE TRUMAN CAPOTE SUCH A COMPLETE FAGGOT
<ringo> BLHABHLABLHABLHBA
<Cool_J> Fuck
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<ringo> BECAUSE THE ENCLAVE DOES NOT ALLOW BLACKS
<ringo> BHBLHALHBLBH
<Austen> Ringo!
<Cool_J> blahblahblah
<ringo> LABLHBALHBALHBLHABHLBLHABHLA NOT QUITE
<ringo> BETTER GET SOME SERIOUS DRINKING DONE TONIGHT
<ringo> HE ESCORTED ME OUT TO MY BLAZER AND HIT ME IN THE GROINAL REGION
<Cool_J> Groinal?
<Sakura^> hehehe
<Sakura^> Ringo, sometimes you act like a damn fool.
<Austen> Ringo, you're always barrels of laughs!
<Cool_J> Want a beer Ringo?
<Sakura^> It's ringo!
<Cool_J> Ringo starr!!!
<Austen> Woah!
<Austen> Woah!
<Austen> #bugger_ye_all!
<Austen> #bugger_ye_all
<Sakura^> Yeeeeeaahhhh!
<Austen> [1:20] <ringo> FUCK THE MOTHER AND SPOIL THE CHILD
<Austen> [1:20] <ringo> YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES PUT DOWN YOUR LEAF BLOWERS AND MAKE ME SOME SALSA
<Austen> ROFL!
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<Cool_J> LOL!

#bugger_ye_all
*** Now talking in #bugger_ye_all
<Austen> [1:21] <ringo> UHUHUHUHU
<Austen> [1:21] <ringo> IT'S SIX O'CLOCK, GENTLEMEN, AND THAT MEANS THAT MY PORN IS ROLLING IN
<Austen> [1:21] <ringo> OW THAT'S NOT FAIR OOF I MADE MY SAVING THROW UNNNNGH
<Sakura^> Ringo!
*** ringo changes topic to "HANDS UP WHO'S A SPICE GIRL"
<ringo> AMERICAN INFANTRY HAVE TO COME IN AND SAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING PEOPLE YOU JESUS JERKS
<ringo> IT CAN'T BE DATE RAPE IF I BEAT YOU FIRST
<ringo> BLHABLHABHLABHLAHLB
<ringo> CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO THE KISSING AND LIGHT PETTING
<ringo> RUBBING THE NUTS (TO MAKE FIRE)
<ringo> OWOWOWOW
<ringo> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
<ringo> GO HOOK HO
<ringo> I AM NOT A RACIST
<ringo> MY NUTS STILL ACHE FROM THAT TREMENDOUS JERK
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<ringo> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<ringo> (((CLOSED CAPTIONED)))
<Sakura^> LOL!
<Sakura^> He's fucking crazy in this channel!
<Austen> Yeah!
<Cool_J> w00p
<Austen> Ringo! Wassup homie?!
<ringo> STALKING MYSELF
<ringo> NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
<ringo> BALLSIVITY
<Cool_J> Ballsivity??????
<Austen> Ringo, what's ballsivity?
<ringo> THOSE ARE TOO HARD
<ringo> BHLAHLBAHLABHL
<Cool_J> I'M A SPICE GIRL
<Austen> Ringo, will you fuck my sister?
* Cool_J raises his hand
<ringo> ARE YOU RELATED TO ATDT
<ringo> CHRIST I'M LIKE A FOUNTAIN OF PEE
<Sakura^> Ringo, does John LaRusic drink his own pee?
<Austen> Ringo! I am your new master!
<Cool_J> Wanna fuck some asian boys Ringo?
<ringo> UHUHUHU
<ringo> BREATHING IS FUNDAMENTAL
<Austen> I think he's programed to shut up after a while.
<Austen> Ringo!
<Sakura^> So, anyway, does John drink his own pee, ringo?
<ringo> UHUHUHUH
<ringo> IS THAT MY CUE
<Sakura^> That's your cue, Ringo!
<Austen> ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo Ringo ringo
<Cool_J> w00p
<Austen> Hehe
<Austen> Ringo, you pansy!
<Cool_J> WE BE GETTIN STUPID IN YO AREA!
<Cool_J> ringo is gay
<Austen> Ringo, do you like Foo Fighters or Hanson?
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<Cool_J> Ringo, wanna fuck?
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<ringo> BOOZE RETRIEVAL MISSION IN PROGRESS
<ringo> THTHETHEHTEHTHEHTEHTEHTEHTHTHTHEHHREHREHREHREHREHREREHHREHREHTHTEH
<Austen> Hey ringo
<ringo> BURRRRRRRRR
<ringo> HURBLE BURBLE
<ringo> FLAP FLAP WHACK
<Cool_J> LOL!
<Sakura^> Ya like to flap-whack it, RIngo?
<Austen> Ringo, you sick bastard!

#elvis
<Sakura^> RIngo, you hoe-bag!
<ringo> HURRRRR
<ringo> WRONG WRONG AND WRONG
<ringo> APPARENTLY YOU PEOPLE DO NOT REALIZE THAT I'M THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE
<Cool_J> YEah, we realise it ;)
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<ringo> COCKING SERIOUSLY BAD HERE
<ringo> ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE ?!?!?!?!??!?!?
<Austen> Ringo, do you like vinegar?
<ringo> JESUS JIZZBOTTOM
<ringo> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUSTED
<ringo> BHLABLHBALHABHLBALHABLHAB
<ringo> WAKA WAKA AWKA
<ringo> LHBAHLABHLBAHLBA
<ringo> FLAPPITY WAPPITY BALLS
<ringo> ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN PORN
<ringo> BEEPING ME
<ringo> BLABHLBHLBHLBAHLBBH
<ringo> FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
<Cool_J> He's cracked!
<Austen> Woo!
<Sakura^> A surge of ringo!
<ringo> BE VERY AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YELP
<ringo> BLABHALBHLABHAB
<ringo> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<Austen> I'm not a Spice Girl! I'm Devon Sawa!
<Sakura^> Shit!
<Sakura^> Ringo! Calm down!
<ringo> FAGZ N THE HOOD
<ringo> AHLHLBAHLABHLABLHABHLAB
<ringo> AHAHAHAH
<Cool_J> Beastie boyz be in da house
<Sakura^> Is that a new movie, Ringo? FAGZ IN THE HOOD? =)
<ringo> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<ringo> NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
<Austen> Don't mock Ringo!
<Austen> Don't say Ringo's name in every sentance!
<Austen> Respect Ringo!
<Sakura^> Sorry Ringo.
<Austen> What did Ringo do to you?
<Cool_J> Yeah, give Ringo some respect
<Austen> You don't see Ringo saying YOUR name in every sentance
<Cool_J> Ringo deserves it
<Austen> Yeah. I agree (ringo.)
<ringo> ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WOKE UP AT HOME IN MY BED WITH MY WORK CLOTHES ON AND A PINK SLIP
<ringo> ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP HONKEYS
<ringo> SHITTING MYSELF ON CHRISTMAS EVE (SMEARING)

#icons_of_pacman
<Sakura^> w0rd
<ringo> DOES A QUEER FAGGOT WITH AIDS THINK I'M UNCOOL?
<ringo> BLBAHBALHBAHLBAHLBAHLBHLAB
<ringo> BLHABHLABHLABHLABHL
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<ringo> RRRRRRRRRRRR
<ringo> BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cool_J> w00p be to ya Ringo
<ringo> HLABHLABHLABLHBLHAB
<ringo> I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE THE WORD "SHORN"
<ringo> FAGS ALL AROUND ME CLOSING ME IN