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<hanford> OKAY BYE NOW
<hanford> THERE'S A LOT OF COMPLICATED PAPERWORK
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<hanford> I CAN PROVE IT
<harrison> WHAT THE
<Sakura^> The fuck?
<harrison> MM
<scoutz> Harrison? Hanford? er..
<scoutz> tres confusing=P
<harrison> TWO H NAMES HUAGHUALHG
<scoutz> BREAK FRENCH BROKEN FRENCH
<scoutz> You know Ringo?
<Sakura^> If this is your bot, I'd like to congratulate you.
<harrison> ringo = hanford
<Sakura^> This is the best damn bot I've ever had the pleasure of viewing.
<harrison> for having an irritating bot?
<scoutz> this bot is amazing, dude
<Sakura^> Personally, I think he kicks ass.
<scoutz> this is the first time i've met him, and yet, the logs have been... well... hilarious
<scoutz> http://macross.simplenet.com/gw/ringo
<scoutz> sak and austen have been taking these
<harrison> oh god haha
<harrison> that was unexpected
<Sakura^> Well, Austen and I were simply trying to harass channels.
<Sakura^> When we stumbled upon #sodomy.
<Sakura^> Bool and Ringo were there, I believe.
<harrison> yeah, bool holds that for some reason
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<hanford> CLICKING DICKS MAKES ME POP A BONER
<Sakura^> This is why we like this bot so damn much. =)
<harrison> wild
<scoutz> how did you make ringo, harrison?
<harrison> he's made of perl
<harrison> i'm in shock, this is pretty funny
<scoutz> perl? excellent=]
<harrison> i will bring ringo back then
<Sakura^> Scoutz, you have a shell acount, don't you?
<scoutz> Sakura^: yep
<Sakura^> Thanks you, harrison.
<Sakura^> I'd never expect meeting the creator of ringo. heh
<scoutz> they don't like me running bots or anything. eats up their precious cpu time [but i'm the only one who's ever on, hardly...
<scoutz> are you going to put up a copy of ringo/hanford anywhere?
<harrison> do you want it? i want to keep the phrases to myself (i use them for other projects) but you're welcome to the code
<harrison> it is an ugly little hack anyway
<scoutz> i would love to see the code
<scoutz> hold on
<Cool-J> You're probably wondering what triggers him right scoutz? ;)
<scoutz> that's exactly what i'm wondering
<harrison> one can configure how often he barks. what's your e-mail address
<scoutz> scoutz@student.andover.edu
<scoutz> you work for netscape?
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<hanford> HURTS
<hanford> CAUGHT YOU
<hanford> ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY GAVE ME HALF-A-STAR
<alt-21> UNGH UNGHA!!!
<harrison> for now, yeah
<scoutz> COOL
<scoutz> damn capslock
<scoutz> how long have you known perl?
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<harrison> since 4.0 i guess
<harrison> bark is here: http://www.censor.com/bark
<harrison> the code is a mess, a better implementation can be found here: http://cvs-mirror.mozilla.org/webtools/bonsai/rview.cgi?dir=mozilla/webtools/mozbot
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<hanford> WEARING THE POO (LIKE A HAT)
<hanford> HAPPY NEW YEAR
<hanford> YA YA YA
<ringo> FINALLY HANFORD IS ALL MINE
<Sakura^> Ah, ringo.
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<ringo> I'M PRETTY FUNKDAFIED PEOPLE
<scoutz> i'm not too familiar with this... will ringo reply to what you say?
<Austen> Interesting interaction between ringo and hanford...
<harrison> he will for a while, then he shuts up for an hour
<Sakura^> I always just thought he was lagged to hell and back.
<harrison> he's running on a really old sun machine
<harrison> so there is lag involved that's for sure
<Sakura^> Ah.
<scoutz> heh
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<ringo> BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
<ringo> HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<hanford> CHRISTOPHER REEVE PRESENTS STEPHEN KING'S THE STAIRS
<djfisty> WHOA HEY HI KIDS
<djfisty> T RINGO I'VE MISSED YOU
<ringo> T DJFISTY I'M A MEMBER OF NAMBLA
<Sakura^> The plot thickens.
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<djfisty> WAKA WAKA WAKA
<djfisty> MY COCK THICKENS
<Sakura^> This is just great. =)
<Cool-J> What is this, family reunion? ;)
<scoutz> what a family!
<djfisty> T HANFORD HAVE YOU MISSED ME
<hanford> T DJFISTY I WILL ANSWER THAT QUESTION IF YOU TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
<djfisty> T HANFORD GAZE UPON MY NAKEDNESS
<hanford> T DJFISTY NO BITING
<Cool-J> Whyis there a t in front of the messages?
<djfisty> i fear i've revealed too much
<djfisty> ringo let's get gay
<scoutz> you're weird, harrison=]
<djfisty> he's not the one with a website about someone else's bot ;)
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<Cool-J> HEh ;)
<Sakura^> I couldn't resist. =)
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<^Eddie> Ringo!
<ringo> I THINK THERE WILL BE SOME SIGNAL DEGRADATION (HENCE NOT ENOUGH BUZZ)
<hanford> BUNNY DICK
<hanford> WISH I COULD SEE
<ringo> URURURUR
<ringo> WUH
<^Eddie> Wow!
<scoutz> Hanford!
<scoutz> Ringo!
<^Eddie> and Hanford!
<^Eddie> Together!
<scoutz> ...^Eddie?
<djfisty> is #puptent for luna fans?????????????????
<Sakura^> Ringo bought me a soda, bought me a soda, bought me a soda and tried to molest me in the parking lot.
<^Eddie> did he?
<^Eddie> Heh heh
<^Eddie> good ol' Ringo
<Austen> Yup yup yup yup!
<djfisty> i think the ringo page shows just how profound such comedy is to the uninitiated
<scoutz> wr0d. *sniffle*
<^Eddie> yeah
<Austen> We're just as fucked up, just slightly less random
<^Eddie> This calls
<^Eddie> for a drink~
<djfisty> DRINKING PISS
<djfisty> OH WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOU
<djfisty> RAISE YOUR (GL)ASSES
<^Eddie> is Djfisty a ringo-esq person?
<Austen> Not sure at all.
<^Eddie> or just an idiot?
<Austen> Uh oh
<harrison> haha
<harrison> HE'S BOTH I TELL YOU
<djfisty> i think harrison might agree with the idiot part
<Austen> djfisty's a real person with a script
<^Eddie> you should take an idiot test!
<djfisty> I AM RIN-GO, SON OF JOR-EL.  BOW DOWN BEFORE ZOD
<djfisty> i've got no script
<Sakura^> Eddie, shut up before you hurt yourself. =)
<scoutz> this is all random outburts? Cool.
<^Eddie> What? how is that 
<Austen> I'm outta here
<Austen> cya
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<^Eddie> dammit
<scoutz> fisty is one of the überLeet.
<^Eddie> not again!
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<djfisty> I AM ONE OF THE UBERULAGHULAGHULAGHULAGHL
<harrison> there, now i'm dressed up enough to go drink beer somewhere
<Sakura^> überleet r0x0r$ j00, $c0u7$
<harrison> looks like hex
<djfisty> RING KISS ME
<^Eddie> hey Scoutz, you ahd a birthday card for me?
<djfisty> er
<djfisty> RINGO KISS ME
<^Eddie> ring kiss you?
<^Eddie> does that require a peirced tongue?
<djfisty> my $version = "HGLUAGHALGHALUGHALUGHALUGHLGHALHLGHGLUHAG";
<Sakura^> Eddie, Andrew's resignign from PHQ.
<^Eddie> yeha yeah yeah
<^Eddie> boo hoo
<^Eddie> He shouldn have left long ago
<scoutz> ^Eddie: why in fact i did
<djfisty> I AM STUNNED/IN AWE
<scoutz> i never saw you to give it to you
<djfisty> ALSO I ADMIT TO NEVER HAVING BEEN ORIGINAL EVER
<scoutz> http://macross.simplenet.com/scoutz/pix.html
<^Eddie> and both the links I was told to go to didn't work
<^Eddie> it's a broken link Scoutz
<^Eddie> there is no larusic_present.jpg theere
<^Eddie> er
<^Eddie> there is no larusic_birthday.jpg theere
<scoutz> http://macross.simplenet.com/scoutz/larusic_present.jpg
<scoutz> fux
<^Eddie> cute
<scoutz> now there's a larusic_birthday.jpg
<scoutz> i'm kidding about the john part
<^Eddie> I dno't give a damn
<djfisty> T HANFORD MISSING YOU ALREADY
<hanford> T DJFISTY I'M A HIGH FLYING FAG
<scoutz> heh
<^Eddie> put on it to stop sending you kiddie pr0n
<scoutz> do you like it or do you think it sucks?
<djfisty> T HANFORD GO EASY ON THESE YOUNGINS
<hanford> T DJFISTY I CAN SEE HOW GAY YOU ARE FROM UP HERE
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<hanford> AND STAY OUT
<scoutz> T HANFORD FISTY WANTS IT NOW!
<hanford> T SCOUTZ YOU'RE MY MAN ON THE STREET
<^Eddie> Wow!
<scoutz> T HANFORD DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
<^Eddie> Congrats Scoutz!
<hanford> T SCOUTZ SCARY GHOSTS
<scoutz> T HANFORD DEEP IN THERE
<Sakura^> T HANFORD IS A GOD
<hanford> T SCOUTZ FOOLED YOU
<hanford> T SAKURA^ LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOILET
<scoutz> T HANFORD FOOLED YOU
<hanford> T SCOUTZ BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
<harrison> he freaks out if you overheat him
<Cool-J> brb
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<hanford> DESERT PLANET
<ringo> BLHABLAHBLLAHALBHALB
<djfisty> T HANFORD I HEARD THAT
<hanford> T DJFISTY SOCCER PRACTICE
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<^Eddie> T HANFORD WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE
<hanford> T ^EDDIE HOW DID YOU GET A BLACK EYE
<^Eddie> T HANFORD MY DAD GAVE  TO ME
<^Eddie> is he dead?
<harrison> he overheats and stays quiet for a while
<^Eddie> ah
<^Eddie> that's to bad
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<scoutz> UP
<djfisty> ONE TWO TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN THREE
<scoutz> ABOUT
<ringo> BULLET IN YOU
<hanford> BUHHHHHHH QUEER
<ringo> HUHUHUHUH
<ringo> HELP ME I'VE THROWN UP ALL OVER MYSELF AND I'VE GOT NO WAY TO CONTACT MY LAWYER
<hanford> BUT XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS IS ALMOST ON
<djfisty> HERE COMES EAZY AND THE OTHER FUCKIN E
<djfisty> (I'M NOT BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!_
<djfisty> )))))))))))))))))))))))))
<^Eddie> No!
<scoutz> T RINGO I GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST YOU
<ringo> T SCOUTZ YOU MIGHT GET AIDS IF HER BLOOD SPLATTERS ON YOU, BUT IT'S REALLY WORTH THE RISK
<^Eddie> T RINGO HOW MANY LEGS?
<scoutz> T RINGO WHY DID THEY CLOSE #TEENDOGSEX????
<ringo> T ^EDDIE ALBANIA
<ringo> T SCOUTZ LHABHLBAHLABLHABHLABLHAB
<Sakura^> T RINGO - MY EYE!
<^Eddie> bah
<ringo> T SAKURA^ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<^Eddie> I msut go
<djfisty> T RINGO I THINK I'VE CREATED A MONSTER
<ringo> T DJFISTY ABHLABLHBAHLABHLABLHABHLABLH DICKS
<Sakura^> Bye Ed.
<^Eddie> T RINGO WHAT'S THE QUICKEST WAY OUT OF HERE?
<ringo> T ^EDDIE HOW COME NOBODY EVER CELEBRATES MY BIRTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<^Eddie> i don't know Ringo
<^Eddie> bye all
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<scoutz> T RINGO I NEED NUTRASWEET
<ringo> T SCOUTZ GLOB GLOB GLOB GLOB GLOB
<Sakura^> Scoutz, are you going to write an article for DYDE?
<scoutz> T RINGO IT MAKES THE DAY GROW BIGGER AND HARDER
<ringo> T SCOUTZ I NEED A MOUTHING OVER HERE
<scoutz> I dunno
<scoutz> T RINGO RIGHT BACK AT YOU
<ringo> T SCOUTZ BUCK BUCK FROM THE COCK
<Sakura^> I just assumed you were.
<Sakura^> T RINGO HOW ABOUT THEM ASS MONGERS?
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<djfisty> T HANFORD LOOK AT YOU
<scoutz> T HANFORD MAKE AN ASS OF YOU [AND SAKURA]
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<scoutz> T RINGO YOU MEAN ALL IT HAD TO BE WAS IN A FUNCTION
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<hanford> I NEED A HUG
<ringo> AHKL"SDFLxhklfsd
<hanford> GET USED TO IT
<hanford> ARE YOU WATCHING A UPN COMEDY ?????????????
<scoutz> I DONT MIND I DONT MIND I DONT MIND DUHUDHUDHUHDUHDUHDUH I AM TOO CONNECTED TO SLIP AWAY FADE AWAY
<djfisty> ringo ULAGULULLGU
<scoutz> hrmm
<djfisty> SHUT UP YOU
<scoutz> harrison: i take it that the cookies are the random things he spouts?
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<scoutz> COOKIE I THINK YOUR ASPARTAME!
<Sakura^> *uh huh*
<djfisty> HIS ASPARTAME?????????
<scoutz> I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT NUTRASWEEET=p
<scoutz> I HATE PHYSICAL EDUCATION
<scoutz> T RINGO BEND OVER
<scoutz> seriously...argh. i have to talk about nutrasweet tomorrow
<scoutz> for two minutes
<scoutz> in gym class
<scoutz> nutrasweet and how it relates to wellnes
<Sakura^> The hell?
<scoutz>  or lack of wellness=P
<scoutz> this class sucks
<scoutz> T HANFORD BEND OVER
<hanford> T SCOUTZ I CAN PROGRAM IN PSI
<Sakura^> In gym our teacher goes "Run, shit-heads"
<Sakura^> I don't have P.E. until next semester.
<Sakura^> Which isn't actually too far away, unfortunatly. =P
<scoutz> fux
<scoutz> gotat go
<scoutz> they're releasing the dogs
<Sakura^> See ya, S.
<scoutz> BUY RINGO
<scoutz> T HANFORD BUY RINGO
<Sakura^> I've got to go pretty soon, anyway.
<hanford> T SCOUTZ BUH GETTING GAYER BY THE MINUTE (ALSO BY THE POUND) BUH
<Sakura^> 15 minutes or so.
<scoutz> EXIT
<scoutz> QUIT
<scoutz> ARGH
<Cool-J> C ya Scoutz
<scoutz> T HANFORD FORGOT THE SLASH
<hanford> T SCOUTZ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE SMARTEST CAT IN THE WORLD
<scoutz> T HANFORD I CAN ALWAYS USE YOU TU CHEER ME UP UNH UNH
<hanford> T SCOUTZ HELLO: I AM GAY (GIVING OFF SIGNALS HERE)
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<Sakura^> Great meeting you guys, gotta go for now.
<Sakura^> Bye