There are many misconceptions that people have about me. With this page, I will attempt to expose these misconceptions for what they really are: COMPLETE TRASH!!!
MYTH: The reason Rick Wallace doesn't talk to anyone is because
he's "stuck-up".
FACT: The reason Rick Wallace doesn't talk to anyone is because
he has dreadfully low self-esteem and his worst fear is rejection.
MYTH: The reason Rick Wallace doesn't smile is because he's mean.
FACT: The reason Rick Wallace doesn't smile is because he's never
had any friends and is desperately lonely. In short, Rick Wallace has NO
REASON to smile.
MYTH: If I try and talk to Rick Wallace, he'll "bite my
head off"!
FACT: If you try and talk to Rick Wallace, he'll be your friend
for life!
1. What is the purpose of this web page?
Answer: Simple. I'm lonely and I need friends. Nuff said.
2. Is this page some kind of joke?
Answer: Unfortunately, no. I wish it was though. I wish I had all the friends
in the world and that this page didn't have to exist. I guess the joke's
on me...
3. Are you "psycho"?
Answer: No, I'm not "psycho". I can understand that when people
start to see my web page, they're going to think to themselves, "What
kind of guy is this?" They won't think, "Hmmm...maybe this guy
really does need a friend." The majority of people would rather believe
what they want to believe rather than the actual truth. They are content
with making interesting assumptions rather than researching the facts.
Even those who profess to be "Christians" fall into the same
trap. They think that if they see you in church, everything's fine. Sure,
some acknowledge that others may be hurting inside, but do they ever do
anything about it? I'll leave the rest for you to contemplate...
4. Are you really as lonely as you say you are?
Answer: Unfortunately, yes.
5. Are you being truly serious with this page?
Answer: Again, unfortunately, yes.
6. Do you really think you're going to get any friends with this web site?
Answer: No. No matter what I say, people are still going to think this web page is a joke. I've existed for almost 20 years, so what should make me think that one small web page is magically going to bring me any friends?
7. Aren't you afraid that people will make fun of you because of these web pages?
Answer: No. There are two kinds of people in this world, the Christians and the non-Christians. It doesn't bother me that non-Christians will make fun of me, in the sense that they don't know any better. It still hurts, but they more or less have an excuse. So I don't expect much from them in the first place. As for the Christians, as soon as they make fun of me, they will have exposed themselves for the frauds that they really are.
8. Let's say a girl were to ask you out...Would she have to worry about being rejected?
Answer: No!!! If a girl were to ask me out, I would instantaneously respond with 'YES!!!':) Note: If any girl should happen to be reading this...I'm on my knees begging you, PLEASE HELP ME!!!
9. Why don't you just ask a girl out yourself?
Answer: Because I already know what the answer will be. Think about it this way: Would you stick your bleeding hand in a tank full of piranhas? Would you spit in Mike Tyson's face? Would you play Russian Roulette with a fully loaded hand gun? If I already know a girl is going to reject me, does it make any sense at all for me to ask her out? Girls have it so much easier. All they have to do, is decide which phone calls to keep and which ones to hang-up on. Plus, wouldn't you know it, there are more guys in the world than there are girls. So all the girls already have boyfriends and I'm left out in the cold again.
10. Let's just say for a moment that pigs begin to fly and you get a girlfriend. How would you treat her?
Answer: I'd treat her like an empress, which is the highest position I can think of to bestow upon any female (although if I was a non-Christian I'd probably say goddess). Any girl who would take it upon herself to rescue me from my emptiness would be totally deserving of my full devotion and admiration. I would treat her as my superior, because that's exactly what she would be.
11. Having said that, how would you expect to be treated by a girl?
Answer: I'd like to refer to that old proverb which states that "beggars can't be choosers". I'm lonely enough to say that a girl can treat me however she wants to treat me. If a girl wants to treat me like dirt, that's fine with me. Mistreatment would not retard me from giving her the homage that she so richly deserves. While she is my superior, I am her possession.
Stay tuned...More to come!