============================================================================ ================ UNGEEK 3.1 -- Geek Code v3.1 Interpreter ================ ============================================================================ ---------------------------- GEEK TYPE CODE [GS] --------------------------- Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.). ---------------------------- GEEK DRESS CODE [d-] -------------------------- I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. --------------------------- GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+] ------------------------- I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most. ----------------------------- GEEK AGE CODE [a-] --------------------------- My age is 25-29. ------------------------- GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++] ------------------------ Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. -------------------------- GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++++$] ------------------------ I use Linux exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. Getting paid for it! --------------------------- GEEK PERL CODE [P++$] -------------------------- Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl. Getting paid for it! --------------------------- GEEK LINUX CODE [L++$] ------------------------- I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. Getting paid for it! ---------------------------- GEEK EMACS CODE [E] --------------------------- Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor. ----------------------- GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++] --------------------- I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. --------------------------- GEEK USENET CODE [N++] ------------------------- I read all the news in a select handful of groups. ------------------------ GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?] ---------------------- Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is... ----------------------------- GEEK KIBO CODE [K] --------------------------- I know who Kibo is. ---------------------- GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w] --------------------- Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it. ---------------------------- GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?] --------------------------- OS/2? I don't even know what that is... -------------------------- GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M] ------------------------ I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh. ---------------------------- GEEK VMS CODE [V--] --------------------------- I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe. ------------------ GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [!PS] ---------------- I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Social Issues. ----------------- GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE] ---------------- Distrust both government and business. ------------------------- GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+] ----------------------- I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal. ---------------------------- GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-] -------------------------- I don't have anything to hide. ------------------------- GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+@] ------------------------ It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more. But that varies... ------------------------- GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5++] ------------------------ Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years! --------------------------- GEEK X FILES CODE [X-] ------------------------- It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap. ------------------------ GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R@] ----------------------- Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon. But that varies... ------------------------- GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv] ------------------------ I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS. --------------------------- GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++] ------------------------- I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet. ------------------------- GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++] ----------------------- I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class). ---------------------------- GEEK DOOM CODE [D++] -------------------------- I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too. ----------------------------- THE GEEK CODE [G] ---------------------------- I know what the geek code is and even did up this code. ------------------------- GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++] ----------------------- Got a Masters degree. --------------------------- GEEK HOUSING CODE [h] -------------------------- Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit. ----------------------- GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r--] ---------------------- People just aren't interested in dating me. ---------------------------- GEEK SEX CODE [y--] --------------------------- Male. Not having sex because I just can't get any... ============================================================================ -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GS d- s+:+ a- C++ UL++++$ P++$ L++$ E W++ N++ o? K w O? !M V-- !PS PE Y+ PGP- t+@ 5++ X- R@ tv b+++ DI++++ D++ G e+++ h r-- y-- ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------