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Talkie Toaster

Full Name: Talkie Toaster (patent applied for)
Cost: $£19.99 (plus tax)
Manufactured by: Crapola, Inc.
Likes: To Toast
Dislikes: Not Toasting various Bread Products (also dislikes Sledge Hammers)
Appeared in: Future Echoes (S1) also in Waiting for God (S1), The Last Day (S3), WhiteHole (S4) and The Inquisitor (S5).

Bios Reading:

VISUAL SYSTEM CCD 517.3
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM K177
MACHINE IDENT: TALKIE TOASTER ,,=============
MANUFACTURER: TAIWAN (( CRAPOLA INC.
RECOMMENDED RETAIL PRICE: ``=============
$£19.99 PLUS TAX

 

* HEALTH WARNING * Taken from The Unofficial Web Site of Crapola, Inc.

Due to the omission of a belief chip for Silicon Heaven there is a minor possibility that Talkie Toaster (patent applied for) may begin to take his raison d'être ("I toast therefore I am") too literally, and insist on the consumption of excess amounts of toasted bread products.Crapola, Inc. renounce all responsibility should this rare defect affect your product, but would like to warn customers that this has been known to "drive you spare". Crapola, Inc.
* HEALTH Advice* Use only when Sledge Hammer is readily available