|We were impossible? Oh how untrue.
The only Imp in the Possible was you
as you well know. Miss Reasonable was me.
I never snarled. How dare you say I did!
And livid? Youre confusing me with Sid.
What I put up with . Well, at least Im glad
to think all that is over. If I had
the tiniest little hankering still for you
it would have died the day you went and blew
our ten yearssavings on that daft dot com.
It looked so great yes, on a CD rom
but half the cash was mine and I had lent it
before the internet had been invented.
My faith, my love all squished. It wasnt funny.
But worst of all, dear Stan, I lost my money.
Im sick of your jokes, your quiddities and quiplets.
Thank God Ive got my writing, and the triplets.