How you choose to hold
it determines the weapon.
You may need tweezers.
This poem appears in Karl Elder's The
Minimalist's How-to Handbook (Parallel Press, 2005,
the Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System).
Karl Elder's most recent collection of poems is Mead: Twenty-six Abecedariums
(Marsh River Editions, 2005). His website is here.