Oh, Melinda Compton, I don't want a discount Rolex!
And Kerry Washington, what makes you think I need a better erection?
Can you tell your buddy Isabel Proctor I'm not interested?
From Marcos Coffman, I could get longer orgasms,
even multiples, all natural, no side effects,
while Raymond McKinney thinks I'd like a 36-hour hard-on.
Somebody named Hoffmann has a bamboo tree for me.
Kimberly Lucan wants to refinance the house I didn't buy.
Anthony Yarborough has some stock I really have to snap up,
but Gertie Baxter's got a gold pick for all active traders,
a fresh new company never marketed before.
And Andrew Shields is probably offering
all these things and more to a million other people
if his new trick can get him past the filter.
If you've any comments on this poem, Andrew Shields would be
pleased to hear from you.