Saddam Hussein about to fight the Mother
Of Batttles looked less grim than this hard-boiled
Barman. (Sadaam could be his gentler brother).
But look at what he's got to get you oiled!
Strange brews. In one, a toad. And in another
You see a nest of pickled vipers coiled.
One bottle has what looks like someone's dick in it.
You go for that. It's bound to have some kick