I was trying to think of the single most pointless thing I own,
the thing I have absolutely no conceivable use for.

And I decided that, narrowly beating the liquid lunch entitled
"Shakespeare's Sonnets: the Problems Solved" (by A.L. Rowse)
it would have to be
the inverse hyperbolic cosine function on my electronic calculator.

Peter Howard

If you've any comments about his poems, Peter Howard would be plesed to hear from you.