1. Have Hellchick On Your Team
2. Combine Free Cokes/Pepsis With A Fake "Out of Order" Sign On The Washrooms
3. Switch The Other Guys (Or Girls) Speakers Around
4. Shout "Hey look! It's Fargo!"
5. Upload A Messed-Up Config To Your Opponents Computer
6. Hire An Exotic Dancer (Or A Similar Distraction)
7. Strategically Place Mirrors So You Can See Other Peoples Screens
8. Bribe Somebody To "Trip" Over The Power Cord
9. Blind Your Opponent With Your Optical Mouse
10. Steal Other Peoples RAM