The Big Dub Corner

This section will contain stories, quotes (not just from Big Dub!.....but mainly!) and any general funnies that I get sent. So send them in!!

BIG DUB QUOTES

Speaking to Mally Higgenbotham at Hamilton Trophy games:

"I forgot you were a ginger, cos your hair is short"

"You would think Paul O'Donnell would have a nickname. Pod would be perfect, as that's his initials"

Half way through a league game at Pilrig, Big Dub days

"Look, half of the TV is missing in the clubhouse.....oh oh, I've done it again....thats the partition into the bar area blocking it"

At Dalkeith, Mally visited the toilet and was running up the rink after a bowl 
that John Storrier (who was leading) played.
The bowl was a good one and Dub who was concentrating on the bowl looked up and shook 
Mally's hand and said: "Well Played John, great bowl!"

Who can forget the classic at Prestwick indoor when he went to the restaurant at the side of the stadium.
Dub looks out to the green and says to one of the Prestwick lads "When did they turn the green round?".

Asking a member to play in the Top 5....
"Do you want to play in the Top 5 next week?  There's 5 of us playing in it"

Speaking to the midwife about his day old son:

"So, how do you clean his teeth"

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