MY TOP TEN
last updated: 13/06/01
There's loads of movies out now, but most of them are total pants. So, how do you recognise the good ones? Right here! I may have reviewed them all, but the ten best are always gonna be here. This'll be updated with time, and when new movies come out, so keep looking for the l33test movies, yeah? Niiiiiice! Let's have a look! (BTW, I know Jagged's page has a top ten too, but I thought of this before I knew he'd done it, okay?)

1
The Seal Of Nehahra
It just had to happen. A Warriors Life couldn't stay there forever. Still, it took something big and pretty amazing to knock it off, and by God, The Seal Of Nehahra does it incredibly. Officially the biggest QMovie ever, at four hours, The Seal Of Nehahra is the pinnacle of QMovie achievement. Since the QMovie community has all but died out, I simply don't think a better QMovie will be made. Ever. Simple as that.
2
A Warrior's Life
Putting this top was actually a more difficult decision than you may think, but it really is an incredible piece of art. Any QMovie which lasts 90 minutes and is difficult to pick faults about is bound to be pretty good. Instead of saturating the viewer with mindless violence, it's an intensely moving experience that is practically never seen in QMovies. It took something quite spectacular to defeat the mighty DC, and this is the one that, IMHO, did it. Worth a bit of a look, in other words.
3
Devil's Covenant
The biggest movie ever made, at time of writing, this is like nothing you've ever seen. Loads of great-looking characters, many many actors voicing them (including yours truly), mind-boggling sets, amazing new models - this movie has everything required to make it the best. Only problems I've found are the slightly anti-climactic ending and the gargantuan download size. Nevertheless, this is a surefire contender for awards and Oscars.
4
Quad God
Many love it, a few loathe it, but I myself feel that I have to stick it in the Top Ten quite high because of what it brings to Quake Movies. Even though it wasn't released in a standard demo format, it is still technically a Quake Movie, being made in Q3A. It displays some great cinematic skill, and is very entertaining. Its place in the Top Ten is well deserved.
5
Blahbalicious
Absolutely mind-blowing. Totally amazing. Brilliantly funny. Yup, that's yer Blah. When this came out, it wowed everybody and made everybody laugh. It still does. It won a host of great awards (see right) because it's so great. Nothing has come close. Yet. We wait with bated breath for the next generation of QMovies.
6
Scourge Done Slick
The Quake Done Quick people have made many great speedruns, but this is by far their finest. Released at an IRC party at 7:00AM GMT, I stayed up all night just so I could be one of the first to download it. It was well worth it, of course. Excellent model design, eye-mincing camerawork and a truly great plotline makes SdS a true classic.
7
Dantooine Five-O Part 1
Bias? Too high placing? Not funny? All this is out of the window as Psyk gives the verdict on a movie made by himself. DF is funny, crazy, confusing, well made - all of these in one. DF deserves its place in the Top Ten undoubtedly.
8
Eschaton: Darkening Twilight
I couldn't believe what I was seeing when I saw this. Whereas with Blahbalicious, it got 150% from the QML and I was a little disappointed, this got 135% and I was totally blown away. It's the first truly cinematic QMovie, and rated by many as the best QMovie ever. Not me. The camerawork is terrible, and there are many other problems. However, it's like no other QMovie ever seen, but Blahbalicious is much more polished and well done. But this is still one of the best.
9
Apartment Huntin'
Well, I thought Ranger Gone Plaid was the funniest QMovie ever until I saw this. Improvisation and some of the best acting in a QMovie have made this a huge success, an incredible comedy. And it's only 4MB too, so even the most hard-up on modem speed can get hold of it.
10
Quake Done Quicker
Not strictly a movie, but I reviewed it, and it rocks! 16 mins, 35 secs to do Quake, and the incredible ReMaic camera work makes this outrageously entertaining, and incredibly small to download.

Former Top Tenners - Gang Wars, Flight 76, The Artifact, Jaegermeister Promo, Devil's Covenant Promo, Quake Done 100% Quick, Flag Wars, Cirus Life 2, Father Frags Best.


And now... the top ten worst of all time!
  1. Flesh Vs Steel Pass the cyanide, vicar.
  2. Homosexual Movie Reviewers Do you think I'm bitter? =]
  3. The Catalyst Part 2 It's too big and too crap, man!
  4. Prison Of Hell Don't include the whole mod in your movie! Too late.
  5. The Fiend Inhabitant, Inhabitant, why do you do it?
  6. The Slime Pit Nuff said.
  7. How To Kill A Grunt This is not funny!!!
  8. Movie1a You rip off the Rangers, you get burned.
  9. Killer Jack 2 Sense and style, outta the window!
  10. Gib Da Reaper Is it a movie? Uh, dunno.